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clark kent, crossovers, dean winchester, fanfiction, five things fic, mission_insane:smallville, sam winchester, smallville, supernatural (show)

Five Families Clark Never Had, Part 1
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Fic: Five Families Clark Never Had (1/5)
Fandom(s): Smallville/Supernatural
Pairing(s): Clark/Chloe (sorta)
Rating: PG

Written for Mission Insane Crossover Table. Dedicated to strangevisitor7, who prompted. Note that Clark's name and personality will change with the family. You have been warned.

1) The Winchesters
2) The Halliwells
3) The Evans

“Joey!”

Dean groaned, hoping his not-so-little brother would answer the call. The youngest Winchester had decided to get a head start on their next hunt. Or at least that's what he said he was going to do.

“That kid pisses me off. Just runs off and stays gone for days.”

“It was your idea to bring him with us, Dean.”

Before he could open his mouth to argue, Joe was back, carrying a few beers. He tossed a bottle to Dean, who gave him a look.

“You're not old enough to buy these.”

“Didn't.” Dean shrugged and took a swig while Sam opened his mouth to no doubt rattle off something about leaving money. “Yeah, yeah, stealing wrong, blah blah blah. Don't think it's any different than using a credit card issued to Sigfried Houdini.” Dean couldn't help but grin.

“That's my boy.”

“Dean, just a minute ago you said-”

“That I piss him off? Yeah, I heard.” He threw Sam a beer, then opened his own, smirking. “He's just jealous.”

“Oh yeah, so jealous,” Dean answered sarcastically.

“I mean I'm only stronger, faster and better looking than you.”

“Shut up, E.T.”

“Could you guys stop arguing? We have a job to do.” Dean nodded and looked at Joe.

“What do we got?”

“Looks like vampires at Metropolis University. I talked to this hot blonde reporter, who I call dibs on by the way. She's investigating one of the sororities and found out none of the members have ever left. I think we should start there.” Sam nodded.

“Let's go.”